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Biker Bitch Hot Sauce
Biker Bitch Hot Sauce
$5.99       5 oz.       Heat Level: 6
Biker Bitch Hot Sauce was made for all the hot biker babes out there who like to show off your classy ass & breasts to everyone! A fine blend of aged red peppers, vinegar, worcestershire, habaneros, tomato juice, diced tomatoes, honey, clam juice, jalapenos, onions, parmesan cheese, garlic, carrots, cilantro & spices. Whew! Great for all types of food and perfect for your next bloody mary. More »

Buhba's Butt Blaster Hot Sauce
Buhba's Butt Blaster Hot Sauce
$6.99       5 oz.       Heat Level: 7
Bubba loves hot sauce! Bubba eats it until his eyes bug out and smoke rises from his ears. Just don't get in Bubba's way when he heads to the outhouse! Ingredients include mustard, apple cider vinegar, habanero peppers, chile extract and spices. It's a Butt Blasting Experience! More »

Butt Pucker Hot Sauce
Butt Pucker Hot Sauce
$6.99       5.7 oz.       Heat Level: 7
Butt Pucker XX Hot Sauce is another wild concoction from Professor Payne Indeass. This Butt Blazin' Recipe #6 hot sauce is made with aged cayenne peppers, vinegar, garlic and pepper extract. Great flavor with a butt puckering burn! More »

Camel Toe Hot Sauce
Camel Toe Hot Sauce
$6.50    Sale $5.99       5 oz.       Heat Level: 6
A delicious blend of habanero, jalapeno and chipotle peppers with mangoes, apple juice, sugar, worcestershire, clam juice, tomato juice, sea salt, parmesan cheese, garlic, onions, carrots, cilantro and spices. There is nothing that tastes or smells like a Camel Toe! Love at first bite! More »

Carolina Roadkill Hot Sauce
Carolina Roadkill Hot Sauce
$6.50       5 oz.       Heat Level: 5
When you're really not sure if it's safe to eat, splash some of this unique tasting sauce on it. A tropical blend with crushed pineapple, onion, habanero peppers, orange juice, water, garlic, ginger, honey, lime juice, vinegar, tarragon & celery salt. "If It Smells Too Strong, It's Been Dead Too Long!" More »

Colon Blow Hot Sauce
Colon Blow Hot Sauce
$7.99       5 oz       Heat Level: 10
Doctor recommended to clean you out! Use extreme caution and wash hands before touching any part of your body, especially the rear part! Made with red habaneros, tomato sauce, onions, red chilies, garlic, spices and hot pepper extract. More »

Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce
Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce Award Winner
$5.99       6 oz       Heat Level: 6
From Professor Phardtpounder, this exlixir of "Capsaicin Extremus" will get things running smoothly. If you know what I mean! This Barbados style sauce combines the scotch bonnet pepper with mustard, onions, salt, vinegar and turmeric for tropical heat and flavor. More »

Crapper Jon's Ultra Hot Sauce
Crapper Jon's Ultra Hot Sauce
$5.99       5 oz.       Heat Level: 6
This sauce is delicious but remember, you, your anus and your toilet may suffer in the long run! Enjoy the flavor and wait for the "outcome" another day! Ingredients include corn syrup, tomato paste, vinegar, fresh onions, mustard, celery, garlic, fresh peppers and spices. More »

Crazy Jerry's Biker Trash D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F. Hot Sauce
Crazy Jerry's Biker Trash D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F. Hot Sauce
$6.50       5 oz.       Heat Level: 6
Made by a Biker for Bikers, and normal folks, this sauce contains Louisiana and habanero peppers, lemon juice, roasted garlic, salt, sugar and spices. "Ride Safe and Have A Great Day!" More »

Crazy Jerry's Brain Damage Hot Sauce
Crazy Jerry's Brain Damage Hot Sauce
$7.95       5 oz.       Heat Level: 8
Crazy Jerry's Brain Damage is a hot sauce for people with an adventurous soul looking for cheap thrills, like arm rasslin' with big women! A tasty yet mind blowin' hot sauce that ain't for whimps or people just eat up with I.Q. Made with mandarin oranges, mango fruit, habanero peppers, garlic, water, vinegar, chipotle peppers and spices. More »
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